Much like a college student, Bjorn just sleeps wherever he passes out.

Bjorn is excited to be meeting his future wife, Grace.

Bjorn wonders why the love of his life, as dictated by his parents, is hurting him.

Bjorn and Grace act as if their parents have been taking countless photos of them.

If any of Megan's lawyer friends are reading this, do you think we have a case against Geico for using an unauthorized likeness of Bjorn in their commercials? His constant and silient stare perfectly resembles that of "the money you could be saving with Geico", all he needs is some toy that plays the music for "Somebody's Watching Me" and we will feel like we are in the commercial all the time.

Like here.

Or here.

Rice cereal is finger lickin' good.

Bjorn has spent the last couple months coughing his lungs out.

Bjorn takes a bath in the kitchen sink.

One tired dinosaur.

Grace plays a sweet ass blues solo in her head.

Bjorn on the streets of Boston, not far from where John Kerry lives. I guess that's what put him to sleep.

Bjorn and Grace enter Harvard Yard.

An elitest liberal Harvard dumpster.

Bjorn manages to simultaneously drool from 3 areas of his mouth.

Bjorn on the frozen pond at Boston Public Garden.

Bjorn and Grace in front of the "Make Way for Ducklings" sculpture, modeling their REI snowsuits.

Bjorn at the icy Lake Michigan.

Bjorn and Megan on the St. Joseph Pier, Lake Michigan.

Bjorn takes his first ride in the backpack, at Warren Dunes.

And it puts him to sleep.

Walking the beach.

In St. Joseph.

Bjorn informs me that an aperture setting of 8.0 would be optimal for this photo.

He doesn't always like what we feed him.

But sometimes he does.

In his crib.

Bjorn and his friends.

We think he developed this locked-lip face as a defense against us feeding him new foods.

At the top of Pike's Peak, Warren Dunes, Lake Michigan.

It really makes you wonder how much money you could be saving.

Bjorn laughs out loud.